Techie – Blockchain Unisex Hoodie
Techie – Blockchain Unisex Hoodie
$59.50 – $64.00
Unleash your inner mad scientist with the Techie – Blockchain Unisex Hoodie. Crafted from a soft yet durable blend, this hoodie is perfect for late-night experiments, world-changing ideas, and recalibrating coffee machines.
Are you weary of fading into the ordinary crowd? Craving a hoodie that shouts, “I’m a genius, and I might inadvertently cause an explosion”? Search no more! The Techie – Blockchain Unisex Hoodie is your passport to scientific acclaim (or at least a few quizzical glances). Made for all your explosive experimentations and keyboard mashing.
Features:
- Big Dreams: Crafted from a luxurious 50/50 cotton-polyester blend, this bad boy is softer than a kitten’s purr and tougher than your latest lab mishap.
- Burners: The sturdy metal zipper glides like a well-calibrated centrifuge. The front pockets resemble portable lab stations, where you can stash test tubes, quantum entanglement devices, or emergency snacks.
- Green: Stand out like a glowing isotope in our ANSI/ISEA 107-compliant safety green. It’s the colour of innovation, rebellion, and that mysterious goo you found under the lab bench.
- Mayhem: Worried about your hoodie unravelling during a high-stakes experiment? Fear not! Our double-stitched construction laughs in the face of chaos. Whether you’re creating a new element or just microwaving leftovers, this hoodie can handle it.
This isn’t just a hoodie; it’s a manifesto. When you wear the Techie – Blockchain Unisex Hoodie, you’re declaring to the world:
“In the lab of life, I’m the one mixing metaphors and volatile chemicals—sometimes with explosive results.”
Live Life A Blockchain At A Time!